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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Some jokes taken from a forum.

Fruits Feast

A plane crash on an island, only three guys survived.
They were captured by the cannibal tribe and brought before the chief.

The chief said: "I will let you live if you manage to pass two trials."
They got no other choice but to ask: "What will be the first trial?"

Chief said: "Go into the forest and bring me ten fruits of the same kind.

"They thought: "That's easy."

So three of them set off immediately.

The first guy came back with ten apples.

The chief told him that he had to stuff the ten apples
into his *** without even making a noise to pass the second trial.

The first one went in fine, but when the second one went in,
he couldn't help but to scream in pain.

He was chop into pieces and dump into the cooking pot with the apples he brought.

The second guy came back with ten cherries.

The chief told him that he had to stuff the ten cherries into his *** without even making a noise to pass the second trial.

The first one went in fine, the second one also went in fine,
everything went fine until the last one,
then he couldn't help but to laugh out loud.

He was chop into pieces and dump into the cooking pot with the cherries he brought.

The first guy met the second guy in heaven and asked:

"You could have survived, but why do you have to laugh at the last moment?"

Second guy said:

"I couldn't help it, because I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."

lol! I know its crap -,-

; So alone